A Haunted House Movie Review
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ynopsis: Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, then learn that a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm–determined to keep his sex life on track–turns to a priest, a psychic, and a ghostbusting team for help.
Rating: R.
Run Time: 1 hr 26 min
Director: Michael Tiddes
Blu-ray Extra’s: How to Survive a Paranormal Presence
Nudity Factor: One scene that is very brief that has two topless women in it, you see the male backside in several scenes.
Of Note: The character of Dan the Security Man (played by David Koechner) talks about the movie Snakes on a Plane (2006). Koechner actually had a supporting role in that movie.
Recommendations: A Haunted House 2
I can only think of a couple of movies that are worse than this one. I get that the movie is a spoof of horror films. I get that nothing about this film is to be taken serious. What I don’t get is that every joke had to be a sexual reference in some sort. The film follows a couple that is moving in together. Shortly after Malcolm’s girlfriend Kisha moves in strange things start to happen. Things start to move in the night, noises, and the like. In this we are introduced to Malcolm wanting to have sex with just about everything, Kisha having sex with a ghost, Kisha’s best friends want to get into some swinger actions, lots of sexual innuendos. Now I am all for a good sex joke, and they certainly have their place in a movie. But it is so prevalent in this movie that it seems to be the only joke going, and actually they try to make more fun of sex than they do the horror movies they are trying to make fun of.
Overall, this might be one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I have seen some bad movies, but none that are this bad. I think you could film paint drying, and it would have been less pathetic than this film. The only thing that is haunting about this film is that the time you waste watching it will haunt you for a long time.